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Sent to a friend I was serving on an aircraft carrier in the Gulf when this took place...Everybody thinks that the Navy is all glamour and work, that we never have any fun...WRONG!! It was one of those hot boring Sundays(holiday routine). After spending a whole day watching CCTV we were EXTREMELY bored. We decided it was time for a little juvenile humor!
See, in every port they pass out condoms as you leave the ship. But why just grab 2 or 3 when you can grab fistfuls! So between the small group of us we must have had close to 100. I came up with the brilliant idea of filling the tip of one with shaving cream. But not just ANY shaving cream. I was using Nivea. When you squirt Nivea into you hand it looks JUST like cum...So we filled the tip, laid it on this guys pillow and went back to watching CCTV.
He came back from Watch later and went to his rack. We sat back waiting for the the explosion.
Nothing.
So we waited some more...
Nothing.
And then he came around the corner holding the condom at arms length with his knife. He didn't say a word, he just threw iit in the garbage and walked away...
What a bummer!
We continued these antics for 3 months and always the same response...
Nothing.
And then he got his revenge.
He decided to fill the culprits underwear with Icy/Hot. When people went into the head to shower he would grab there drawers and fill the crotch. Pretty fun shit.
Only one problem...
He got revenge on the WRONG guy.
We spent HOURS laughing at those 3 morons dancing in there drawers!!
The end result?
Some years later I went to shore duty and this guy became my new LCPO. We were on the job one day and I told him the story and he got his revenge on me.
He pushed me over the side of the RHIB and into the water...
What comes around goes around I guess..
STH
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